“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS??
With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”
You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.
If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.
For the uninformed:
This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns
here’s my issue with the harkness test
The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster
look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?”
Luke when he’s visiting Han and Leia and asked Kylo to bring him a glass of milk, but the milk smells kinda cyanide-y (again) and he’s trying to not ruin dinner by accusing his nephew of attempted murder (again)
Tchaikovsky was inspired to create the piece, ‘Swan Lake’ after watching the film, ‘Barbie of Swan Lake (2003)’. Close friends of Tchaikovsky reported him saying it was, “one of the most emotionally thrilling and aesthetically divine” films he’d ever seen.
/ * could this be fireworks that i feel when i bite a mouthful of star-dust? this tingling feeling that has filled my mouth is again melting me with its sweetness.
